Epic Hop Zombie
Hops have taken over the world. Permeated the senses of the minions. Hop Zombies now roam the streets. Lupulin ichor oozing from ravaged legions. Gorging, gouging, masticating. Salivating over insane hop flavours and aromas. The time is nigh. No more festering away in hopless oblivion. Join the Hop Zombie Revolution.
Classic West Coast IPA using the best of the US "C" hops. Columbus, Chinook, Centennial & Citra.
Bold, bright, and unmistakably Kiwi. This modern West Coast IPA bursts with notes of gooseberries, grapefruit, and citrus zest, layered over a resinous pine backbone. Nelson Sauvin, Rakau, and NZ Chinook deliver a crisp bitterness and lingering dry finish, making each sip clean, punchy, and refreshingly moreish.
A clean, light malt base lays the canvas for freestyle Tropical Fusion, Krush and Idaho 7 hops. Think feijoa gummies, passionfruit and papaya, all on a pillowy soft body. A beer brewed for the scribblers, doodlers and day-dreamers
Crisp bitterness meets a tidal wave of stone fruit, citrus and pine. Bold, bright and unapologetically West Coast.
A collaboration with North Canterbury hop growers Bold River Hops. Bright and clean with delightful fruit character and a crisp bitterness.
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then an impish brewer piled a ludicrous amount of hops into a batch of beer. This zymurgical big bang is Epic Armageddon, an apocalyptic assault on your preconceptions and taste buds. It may be too huge for this fragile planet so enjoy this beer like it was the last one on Earth.
An IPA that will start the conversation flowing, hoppy & light it will see you right.
Well it’s back, it’s that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it’s time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, F*%kface Von Clownstick. We have taken a bit more of a sessionable approach to the 2025 Trump Presidency version of Dump the Trump IPA. Because of the crazy shiz that happens every day we think unfortunately we need to treat this as a marathon not a sprint.... sigh... So enjoy this IPA full of tropical, citrus and stone fruit characters and just hope that our American Cuzzies get through the next 4 year ok.
