Epic Hop Zombie
Hops have taken over the world. Permeated the senses of the minions. Hop Zombies now roam the streets. Lupulin ichor oozing from ravaged legions. Gorging, gouging, masticating. Salivating over insane hop flavours and aromas. The time is nigh. No more festering away in hopless oblivion. Join the Hop Zombie Revolution.
An IPA that will start the conversation flowing, hoppy & light it will see you right.
Expect an aggressively hopped, malt stabilised, bitterly finished beauty, fanging bright tropical tones with zesty, floral echoes.
Bursting with bright tropical notes, zestry citrus and that unmistakable punch of NZ hops make this IPA fresh, vibrant and unapologetically hoppy.
Bright citrus and bitter hoppiness, on an ice-cold backbone. Clean, crisp and dangerously drinkable.
A collaboration with North Canterbury hop growers Bold River Hops. Bright and clean with delightful fruit character and a crisp bitterness.
A classic. An old skool and righteously traditional American IPA. Solid malt ascent with a clean and dry ridgeline. The peak of Mt. Alpha features a full flavour punch to your heart. A local cult classic brewed at the base of Mt. Alpha.
Well it’s back, it’s that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it’s time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, F*%kface Von Clownstick. We have taken a bit more of a sessionable approach to the 2025 Trump Presidency version of Dump the Trump IPA. Because of the crazy shiz that happens every day we think unfortunately we need to treat this as a marathon not a sprint.... sigh... So enjoy this IPA full of tropical, citrus and stone fruit characters and just hope that our American Cuzzies get through the next 4 year ok.
