Behemoth Brewing Company
Well it’s back, it’s that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it’s time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, F*%kface Von Clownstick. We have taken a bit more of a sessionable approach to the 2025 Trump Presidency version of Dump the Trump IPA. Because of the crazy shiz that happens every day we think unfortunately we need to treat this as a marathon not a sprint.... sigh... So enjoy this IPA full of tropical, citrus and stone fruit characters and just hope that our American Cuzzies get through the next 4 year ok.
Haze Juice, delivers everything you've come to expect from a Behemoth Hazy IPA, and then some! We’ve packed in a bunch of our favourite NZ & US hops so that it’s bursting at the seams with juicy, tropical flavours. It's as palatable as it is sessionable, making it the ideal choice for any beer-related occasion that has you reaching for a cold one. So, whether you're relaxing or just enjoying some much needed downtime, dive into this Haze Juice and savour the best of what a Behemoth Hazy IPA has to offer!
Lid Ripper Hazy IPA is our OG Hazy IPA. Made with pale malts, oats, and wheat. It is late hopped and dry hopped with our favourite American and New Zealand hops. All this makes for a big juicy Hazy IPA, which is more restrained in bitterness than our usual IPAs but what it lacks in bitterness it makes up for with bucket loads of flavour and aromas of Passionfruit, mango and gooseberry. This Hazy IPA is so ridiculously good, your lid won’t stand a chance!
Brewed in cahoots with our crispy, spicy mates at Peach's Hot Chicken (yes, seriously), this American Pale Ale is made for sittin’, sippin’, and snackin’. At a perfectly sessionable strength, Porch Pounder brings the hoppy goods without knocking you off your rocking chair. Aromatic, citrus’y and flavourful, it’s the ultimate sidekick to a plate of hot fried chicken—with just enough bitterness to cut through the grease and enough malt to cool the heat. Churly reckons it’s the kind of beer you pound while perched on a sun-warmed deck, watching the clouds roll by, crispy drumstick in one hand and a cold can in the other. It’s a match made in mouth-watering heaven.
This beer is an ode to chocolate. For once I was lost for words while describing it. But, after it won Peoples Choice at Beervana 2016, plenty of people helped me describe it. Here we go: Chocolate goodness. Pudding in a glass. Just like a chocolate milkshake only beery. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Much chocolate, much wow!. Chocolate as F*%K. Like drinking melted chocolate from a glass. Back for a good time not a long time. If you like chocolate you should probably take this home. have it after dinner. We don’t want you to ruin your appetite. mmmmmm chocolate.
Let Voodoo Juice work its magic! This Double Hazy IPA has been double dry hopped with mystical precision, conjuring up juicy tropical spells and hoppy hexes that’ll have you fall under Churly’s charm in no time. One sip and you’ll swear Churly’s been dancing around the brew kettle with a shrunken hop head, chanting for more haze, more juice, and more flavour. It’s dangerously drinkable... so drink responsibly, or risk becoming part of Churly’s next voodoo ritual. Beware the curse of the empty can.
